п»їA lot of fellas wonder whether pickup lines can actually get you laid. Yet when we hear the term "pickup line," we tend to visualize some sleazy dude wearing a gold chain across his hairy chest. He's prowling a bar or nightclub, his beady eyes scanning the room for his next target. He approaches a woman...looks her up and down, like a hungry predator eyeballing a slab of meat...and delivers a lame pick up line that causes her to roll her eyes (or throw her cocktail in his face). It might be a pick up line like one of these... "You'd better know CPR, baby, because you're taking my breath away." "Would you mind loaning me a quarter? <What>for?] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams." "Hey, can I borrow a map? I keep on getting lost in your eyes." "Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel -- so what time do you have to be back in heaven?" "Sorry lady, but you owe me a drink. <Why>] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine." "I'm new in town -- could you give me directions to your apartment?" "I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you." "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night." "Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?" "Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!" Now, not all pick up lines are THAT cheesy. Here are a few that women may actually find charming or flattering -- IF you follow them up correctly (which I'll explain how to do in a moment). "Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?" "Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my back, because a little kid with wings just shot me." "What does it feel like to be the cutest girl in the room?" "You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room." (Note: Don't use this pick up line on women who are extremely attractive and KNOW it. This one is effective on a girl who is attractive, but is clearly NOT the best-looking girl in the place.) Now here's the next type of pick up lines. You can call these ones... Pick Up Lines That Might Get You Kicked In The Crotch You'll want to be extremely cautious when using the following lines when you approach women. While they might get a good reaction (particularly if she's a drunken nymphomaniac), you're equally likely to get hit. (Especially if her boyfriend the UFC fighter happens to be standing nearby.) Like I said, be careful... "Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? <What>] My zipper." "That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed." "That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?" The Truth About Pick Up Lines But are all pick up lines only good for laughs? Would any REAL pick up artist deign to use them? I have authored a few books on picking up girls, which teach many different resourceful approaches to starting conversations with girls. And personally, I think pick up lines are usually way too obvious. I normally recommend that you use the "under the radar" style of opening conversations. This means you use a clever, unexpected comment or question to capture her interest and engage her in a conversation WITHOUT signaling that you're hoping to get her into bed. Essentially, you're "breaking the ice" in a way that feels natural and casual. I like to approach the girl and ask her a clever question, one that females are naturally going to have an opinion about. Opener #1: "Quick question -- would you allow your boyfriend to go to a bachelor party if you knew there were going to be strippers there? My friend Samantha asked me for my opinion." Opener #2: "Hi, quick question -- I need your help to settle a debate. How long do you need to be dating someone before you change your status on Facebook from "single" to "in a relationship?" Because my friend Jennifer has been going out with a guy for a month and SHE thinks it's an exclusive thing, but he hasn't changed his "single" status and she's wondering if she should say something..." These methods of approaching women are especially effective because they're based on what I call "relationship grey areas." Men and women tend to have their own ideas about what's allowed in a relationship, and what is unacceptable. Another example: is it "cheating" if a guy hangs out with his ex-girlfriend socially, without telling his current girlfriend? The bottom line is, a good opener is going to make her WANT to respond. And if you're a confident, playful guy, this one always gets a fun reaction: "Do I look gay? Because this dude was TOTALLY hitting on me in the bathroom a minute ago. Do you think it's because of my shirt?" (Or, "is it the way my butt looks in these jeans?") I wouldn't classify those as pick up lines. But does this mean pick up lines are, by definition, a bad thing? In the past, I have used some of the pick up lines I gave you above -- and because I was able to transition into a fun conversation, I was able to get the girl into bed that night! It was because I poked fun at the fact that I had USED a pick up line! After I said it, I followed up with "I know that TOTALLY sounded like a pick up line...but I want to talk to you for a second and I couldn't think of what else to say. My name's Dean..." Then from that point, I used my usual methods -- I asked a few "strategic" questions to get her in a fun mindset, and sharing information about herself...I used techniques like "Cold Reads" and "Hypotheticals"...and at all times, I stayed in control of the interaction and guided it down the correct path. Sometimes a really corny pick up line can be a FUN way to start things off. The trick is knowing how to follow it up with something clever that makes her want to talk to you. Or, you can always use this: "You're so cute that you made me forget my pickup line." (Women always find that one cute and funny!) Now, before I explain how to FOLLOW UP and get her to start feeling curiosity and attraction, I need to warn you about something... The tactics you will learn in our FREE guide to approaching women will affect women on a subconscious level and trigger their deepest desires. Please try to use this material responsibly, because it's extremely powerful. These are quite simply the most powerful methods if you want to learn how to approach women, move past funny pick up lines, and make women feel hardcore sexual attraction to you.
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